Texas educators propose referring to slavery as “involuntary relocation” | The Texas Tribune:

In this case, the group proposing these second grade curriculum revisions was given a copy of Senate Bill 3, Texas’ law that dictates how slavery and issues of race are taught in Texas. The law states that slavery can’t be taught as part of the true founding of the United States and that slavery was nothing more than a deviation from American values.

Not The Onion, y’all.

Also, screw Texas and its lousy governor.