How Do You Spell “Mississippi?” Capital-M-I-S-S-I…N-G M-O-N-E-Y

The nation’s poorest state used welfare money to pay Brett Favre for speeches he never made:

$70 million in TANF welfare funds was doled out to a multimillionaire athlete, a professional wrestler, a horse farm and a volleyball complex.

How do you spell “Mississippi?”

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This story, although least of all about pro sports, is also most of all about pro sports, and reminds me why I hate pro sports almost as much as I hate amateur sports, which is almost as much as I hate college sports.

You get the idea.

Also, Brett Favre. What a dick.