🧟‍♂️ The Jesus freaks are out in full force downtown, shouting fire and brimstone from the sidewalks, calling for the apocalypse, and handing out poorly illustrated flyers about how we’re all going to Hell. (Actually they’ve indoctrinated kids to hand out the flyers, too. Fucking abusers.) One slimy woman tried to hand me a pamphlet and I yelled, “Absolutely not!” And kept walking.

Few things burn my biscuits as much as placard wearing Christians.