🫐 I hate to complain but I will.

There are very few things I hate more than sour blueberries.

I’d take a paper cut over a sour blueberry.

I’d crawl through a bat-infested cave on my hands and knees over a sour blueberry.

Rather than suffer another sour blueberry, I’d watch a Kardashian on the television. Be a bit like A Clockwork Orange style for me, but I’d do it!

So boo to sour blueberries. Get out of my fruit basket, and get into the rubbish bin. And stay there!