That face you make when you want to make explainer videos for your work but then you see your background on a test video and you think you might need a green screen but you know they’ll never, ever purchase one for you.

IF I GAVE YOU DIAMONDS AND PEARLS…

The Prince Estate is re-releasing Diamonds and Pearls with a super deluxe edition and I can’t wait. I don’t listen to it often these days, but it was very influential to me in my formative years. For my 7th grade art project we had to draw something special as a still life. I was and still am a terrible drawer, but I brought in a sampling of my Prince collection at the time.

🥸 Randy Newman really wrote some scathing satire in his day. I quite love it. (Short People has always been a favorite but I’ve been exploring his catalog a little more deeply and have been really liking it.)

I quite like the pink one. pixelfed.social/p/Undamne…

📋 You know how you complete one task and three more grow back in its place? Yeah. Kinda like that.

🥪 Husband made a makeshift fried bologna sandwich for me and I devoured it. Nomnomnom

🙄 Executive assistants who think they run the organization and know they can get away with acting like it.

Ugh. I just realized I like THREE Billy Joel songs. Uptown Girl, Tell Her About It, and The Longest Time. Well, four if you count And So It Goes which we sang acapella in Ensemble in HS which I still hear in my head sometimes and which does not make me cry I’m not crying you’re crying. How common.

🎵 Now Playing: Tishbite by Cocteau Twins from the album Milk & Kisses on Music

Location check in 🗺 — Warby Parker 👓

HOWTOGEEK.COM? MORE LIKE HOWTOLOSEWEBTRAFFIC.BIZ

Me: How do I geek this thing? DuckDuckGo: HowToGeek.com knows how to geek that thing! HowToGeek.com: I know how to geek that thing! Me: Great! taps HowToGeek.com: Uh-oh! Looks like you’re using an ad-blocker! You need to turn it off to see anything I have to offer. And there’s a lot, too. Tutorials, reviews, articles. I’m delicious and I can tell you how to geek that thing you were asking about.

I gave this 2014 release by Cibo Matto a good listen the other day and really enjoyed it. I think I’m going to incorporate it into my rotation more regularly. Plus I friggin' love concept albums.

😷 Also, I’ve heard of three people in my outer circle who’ve contracted COVID recently. Am wondering if it’s time to mask up again. My boss just got back from out of the country and I’ve got a meeting with her soon. What to do…

🤔 I still can’t help but wonder if I’m somewhere on the autism spectrum. My therapist never gives me a completely straight answer about it. I’ve not been diagnosed as such, but when I hear from other people who were late-diagnosed, their stories seem so similar to mine.

🧠 I watched a great webinar yesterday about neurodivergence at work and so much of it was so affirming. I’ve lived my whole life thinking I was bad, or lazy, or stupid about certain things and I’m not. My brain is just literally wired differently than what and who this world was built for.

🎵 Now Playing: Halls Of Sarah by Neko Case from the album Hell-On on Music

“Lauryn Hill to launch ‘Miseducation of Lauryn Hill’ 25th anniversary tour | CNN” www.cnn.com/2023/08/2…

I found an old, old photo of me and Lucy. We both look so young!

🎵 Now Playing: Wannabe by Spice Girls from the album Spice (25th Anniversary / Deluxe Edition) on Music

THERAPY SESSION

I have a therapy appointment today. I started going in-person, but he’s not far away. He’s helping me navigate what it means to be neurodivergent. I still never know what to talk about. It’s not like I don’t have issues to unpack. I guess I just never know where to start. How to answer, “How are you?” I mean, you want the honest answer? I’ve lost all my passion, hobbies, and friends.

We attended a beautiful love celebration this evening. It was downright righteous. I dipped out early (lots of people), but was really grateful to have experienced it with my husband. Together.

When TF did people start walking like snails and driving like Hell Bats with erratic diarrhea?! Like seriously what is the matter with people? I am growing concerned…

Location check in 🗺 — Press Grille

“Do you think Camille will pass probation? She struggled with the Ethics course.” 😂🤣☠️

My colleague, who I’ve know for at least a decade, likes to make up fake co-worker names and dramatic scenarios and then gossip about them on Teams and I am DYING 😂🤣☠️ “Lord. Connie from Fleet Management just told me her husband left her. She is a mess.”