“That was lovely.” - David Letterman Indeed. Indeed it was. Beautiful. Tracy Chapman Performs “Stand By Me” | Letterman
Read moreIN A LANDSCAPE BY MAX RICHTER
In A LandscapeMax RichterHis compositions have a way of slowly growing and swelling without you realizing it until you’re completely enveloped by sound. Gorgeous dissonance, deep harmony, quick and slow, all vibrations and reverberations that gently pick you up and set you down and let go of you right when it’s time to let go of you.
Read moreLOOKING FOR SERVICES (LINKEDIN POST FORMAT OPTION)
Looking for services Type: Pet Photography Location: Springfield, Ohio I’m looking for recommendations for professionals who can help me with Pet Photography in Springfield, Ohio and soon, before 15,000 Haitian immigrants eat all of the pets in Springfield, Ohio because Trump and Republicans are now saying all of the pets are being eaten by Haitian immigrants because of course that’s what they’re saying. Professional Pet Photographer will need to work around the fast-paced schedule of Democratic surgeons performing millions of transgender operations on millions of imprisoned illegal immigrants because that is also happening everyday, everywhere but mostly and especially where YOU live because they are coming for YOU and look out they are right behind you!
Read moreWHERE ARE THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE COMING INTO THE COUNTRY AT?! Are they here in the room with us now, Donald? Can you hear them talking to you? What are they saying? Are they all talking at once? In Russian? Can you see them as well?
Read moreI hope the long disgusting tufts of wax coated hair coming out of his ungodly ears catch on fire and burn like a million candles at a midnight mass on Christmas Eve.
Read moreI hope a million immigrants who are not eating pets in Springfield, Ohio each get the opportunity to slowly tighten his stupid red tie a centimeter at a time until his face turns blue.
Read moreI hope his pointy white shirt collar, which is undoubtedly stained with cheap Cover Girl bronzer on the inside, curls up and blinds him in each eye.
Read moreI hope his pandering patriotic lapel pin pokes him. Hard. Over and over.
Read moreI hope his wooden dentures fall out.
Read moreMy god I hope he dies screaming.
Read moreOh, hi. Have I mentioned that I dyed my hair purple? Here are two selfies, one is AI enhanced to remove the blotches from my forehead.
Read moreTHE GRASS IS BLUE (AMAZON ORIGINAL) BY NORAH JONES & PUSS N BOOTS
The Grass Is Blue (Amazon Original)Norah Jones & Puss N BootsI’ve come to the conclusion that Norah Jones is one of the most underrated, versatile musicians and singers who’ve come along in a while. Her collaborations are particularly impressive, including this cover of Dolly Parton’s “The Grass is Blue.” But my favorite is Q-Tip featuring her on “Life is Better.” Her voice is surprisingly suited for hip hop & dance. And jazz.
Read moreI’VE GOT THEM BOTH INSIDE MY HEAD
Photo: “I’ve Got Them Both Inside My Head” by Matthew What I’ll Remember Most from the 2003 double album Ohio by Over the Rhine The saddest songs are the happiest The hardest truths are the easiest Put us both to the test And tell me if you still need me And I will swallow these words And see if I can still believe
Read more🇺🇸 ➕MATTHEW 🇺🇸
omg you guys. I just got a text and right at the top, underneath the photo, it says Kamala, plus sign, Tim, plus sign, MATTHEW That’s my name! I am a part of this! The text goes on to say the only thing missing is me! Which is a little odd that it says that because it just confirmed I am not missing but instead an actual crucial component very much included in this, so the only thing missing isn’t me.
Read moreKNOW YOUR CHICKEN BY CIBO MATTO
Know Your ChickenCibo Matto"Know Your Chicken" Well, I mean, you DO have chickens, so… This band is called Cibo Matto which is Italian for food madness. On their first album, every song was about food (literally and metaphorically). Two Japanese women rapping about food over beats? Sign me up! The name of this mix comes from this song - one was magenta, the other was a-blue! I got to see them live and got Miho’s autograph.
Read moreWHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON? BY ANI DIFRANCO
Which Side Are You On?Ani DiFranco"Which Side Are You On?" The first of a few more overtly socio-political songs on this compilation, this song became kind of a theme song for me during the last presidential administration. For me, it all boils down to the question, "Which side are you on?" And it’s as simple as that. One side wants to make voting harder. One does not. One side makes a lot of money from the gun lobby.
Read moreHm. I’m not happy with my username. I’ll look up if I can change it on micro.blog or if I’ll have to start a new account and somehow migrate content. I’m working on leaving Gmail and I have no idea how I’m ever going to get through it all. But my Gmail autoreply damns Project 2025 now so that’s 👍
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BEGGING BESTIE BREAKING MY BANK
Ok, guys. My new bestie has doubled down. She is asking me for money more and more. But it’s not just her. There are other people, people I’ve never met, texting me and asking me for money ON HER BEHALF. Well, that’s what I suspect anyway. I mean I can’t prove anything but the “donation” links all point to the same website. I mean, maybe it’s all just a coincidence. Or maybe she wrote my name on a bathroom stall wall, “For a good time, ask my best friend for twenty five dollars.
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And why, oh why, aren’t there more kittens named “Caboodle” so the owner can call her the whole kitten caboodle? 🤔🐱
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Oh by the way, I dyed my hair purple again this weekend (last time was in the middle of the pandemic). I used Overtone’s Purple for Brown Hair Coloring Conditioner. I like the results. I’ll share a photo after I freshen up for the day. 💜💟🪮
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U Got the Lewk: Policy Substance, Red Carpet Style. Here are 5 of my favorites from the article. Style-Spotting at the Democratic National Convention 2024 (vanityfair.com)
Read moreMaggie Cat has, of course, known the glorious wonder of sitting-or-walking-or-sleeping-on-the-paper-you-need for years, but Lily and Pete have only just discovered it this afternoon! …they weren’t all that impressed when it was all said and done. 🐱📃
Read more🤬 Anyone can sue anyone for anything, right? Then why the HELL aren’t we suing the court? For killing the environment, for killing the women, for killing the kids, for being bought and sold, for being corrupt, etc. etc.
Read more🪰 Ann Coulter is what happens when Mogwai eat fried stinkbugs and death Crudités with crones after midnight. Don’t be like Ann Coulter.
Read moreNY TIMES: TELL US WHY YOU’RE DELETING YOUR ACCOUNT (OPTIONAL)
NY Times: Tell us why you’re deleting your account (optional) Me: Because of the blatant bias in your support of the maniac convicted felon GOP candidate for president. You place impossibly high standards and expectations on Democrats but let the GOP slither and slide without any trace of accountability. You have become a Republican propaganda machine. And until that changes I don’t even want to have a non-subscription account with your paper.
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